Ed and Diana walk past the fountain in the Caper Mansion’s piazza, and open a sliding French door. 

Inside the mansion, Diana leads the way into a room with red walls. An old man in a hospital bed reads a book, while assorted medical monitors and equipment line both sides of the bed. 

“Jack?” says Diana. 

Jack removes his reading glasses and smiles at Diana. 

“Jack, what’s happened to you?” asks Diana. 

“Oh, they say my blood’s gone bad on me,” replies Jack. “I’m buying it by the case, like champagne.”

In This Episode:

  • Jeff Goldblum    as Ed Okin
  • Michelle Pfeiffer     as Diana
  • Richard Farnsworth     as Jack Caper
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