Minute 085: Good to See You, Peach


Diana looks at Jack Caper, who is laying in a hospital bed. 

“Are you in, uh, in pain? Or..” asks Diana. 

“I can’t even get any interesting drugs!” replies Jack. 

Ed looks on, unsure of where to look. 

“It’s good to see you, Peach,” says Jack, smiling. 

“I couldn’t figure out what Joan was doing here,” says Diana. “I had no idea.”

“After years of compulsive spending, she’s finally taken an interest in estate planning,” says Jack. 

She smiles. “Did she tell you I called?” asks Diana. 

“When?” asks Jack. 

Diana shakes her head. “When! Jack, I’ve been trying to get ahold of you for six months!” replies Diana. 

“It’s Joan,” says Jack, “That b*tch – – she’s very thorough.” Jack nods toward Ed. “Who’s this?” asks Jack. 

“Oh, um, Ed Okin,” replies Diana. “Really got myself into some trouble and uh well, he’s the only one I’ve been able to count on.” 

Mrs. Caper and Larry enter the room. Larry is showing signs of the aftermath of his run-in with SAVAK, as he’s wearing a neck brace and has multiple contusions. 

“What is this?” demands Mrs. Caper. 

“It’s an orgy,” replies Jack. 



In This Episode:

  • Jeff Goldblum    as Ed Okin
  • Michelle Pfeiffer     as Diana
  • Jake Steinfeld     as Larry
  • Vera Miles    as Joan Caper
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