Minute 062: Let’s Not Do Anything Rash, Ed


Mister Williams, knife in chest, stands up and yells at Ed. Ed yells back.

Colin Morris, his knife pressed against Diana’s throat, steps out from behind the balcony curtains. 

“LET’S – not do anything rash – – Ed?” says Colin. 

Ed looks on in horror. 

Mister Williams screams and pulls the knife out of his own chest.  He lunges at Colin. “You son of a bitch!” he yells. 

Both Colin and Williams grab each other’s knife hands.  Diana is trapped between the two of them. Ed joins in to try and separate the two, but the four of them tumble onto the chaise lounge. 

In the background, Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein continues to play. Lou Costello is on a bed, menaced by the Wolfman. 

Ed and Williams tumble off the lounge. Morris is trying to stab Williams. 

“Let go of my hand, Ed,” suggests Morris. Diana is pinned underneath Colin, but then slides out as Colin struggles with Ed. 

Williams interjects himself into the midst of Ed and Colin’s battle.  The three roll over another couch, and Ed winds up outside the fight. Colin and Williams continue their knife struggle, while Diana and Ed stumble out of the bedroom. They run through the apartment toward the entrance. 

In This Episode:

  • Jeff Goldblum    as Ed Okin
  • Michelle Pfeiffer     as Diana
  • David Bowie     as Colin Morris
  • Carl Perkins   as Mister Wiliams
  • Lou Costello   as Wilbur
  • Houshang Touzie     as Hamid
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