Minute 072: Won’t You Come In?

Bud and Christie are in the entryway of Bud’s Malibu beach house. They’re standing in front of Bud’s macaws. 

“I thought you were going to feed the birds, honey!” says Bud. 

“Baby, you said you’d feed them!” replies Christie. 

“Carlotta was supposed to, but she’s off this week,” says Bud. “You’ve got to feed the birds!”

 “Oh honey, don’t make me feed the birds! I’m afraid of them,” says Christie. 

“You’re afraid of everything,” says Bud. 

“They’re too loud, Bud!” says Christie.

“They’re loud, because they’re hungry!” replies Bud. 

Christie and Bud step into the living room. Christie drops her coat, revealing the swimsuit costume from the Kalijak filming. 

“Mmm,” says Bud. 

“I feel stupid in this outfit,” says Christie. 

“You may feel stupid,” replies Bud, “but you look sensational.”

“Do I have to wear the dumb sash?” asks Christie.

“Oblige me,” says Bud. “I’m gonna put this on video!”

The two embrace. One of the macaws starts to squawk. 

“Quiet, Moe!” yells Bud. He turns back toward Christie, but then the doorbell rings.

“It’s 7:30 in the morning, for Christ’s sake!” says Bud. He walks toward the front door. 

Christie checks herself in a mirror, and adjusts her bathing suit. 

Bud opens the front door. The four SAVAK men are standing in the doorway.

“Who the hell are you?” asks Bud. 

The SAVAK who was driving steps forward, and points a gun at Bud.

“Won’t you come in?” asks Bud, politely. 

As the SAVAK men step inside, one of the birds squawks. The SAVAK driver shoots the bird. 

Meanwhile, Ed and Diana enter Charlie’s apartment. It’s been ransacked. 

“Holy s–t,” says Ed. 

In This Episode:

  • Jeff Goldblum    as Ed Okin
  • Michelle Pfeiffer     as Diana
  • Paul Mazursky    as Bud
  • Kathryn Harrold   as Christie
  • Michael Zand     as SAVAK
  • Hadi Sadjadi     as SAVAK
  • Beruce Gramian     as SAVAK
  • John Landis     as SAVAK
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