{"id":1760,"date":"2019-05-21T00:00:59","date_gmt":"2019-05-21T01:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&p=1760"},"modified":"2019-05-16T15:27:44","modified_gmt":"2019-05-16T16:27:44","slug":"minute-072-wont-you-come-in","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-072-wont-you-come-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 072: Won’t You Come In?"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Bud and Christie are in the entryway of Bud’s Malibu beach house. They’re standing in front of Bud’s macaws.\u00a0<\/p>

“I thought you were going to feed the birds, honey!” says Bud.\u00a0<\/p>

“Baby, you said you’d feed them!” replies Christie.\u00a0<\/p>

“Carlotta was supposed to, but she’s off this week,” says Bud. “You’ve got to feed the birds!”<\/p>

\u00a0“Oh honey, don’t make me feed the birds! I’m afraid of them,” says Christie.\u00a0<\/p>

“You’re afraid of everything,” says Bud.\u00a0<\/p>

“They’re too loud, Bud!” says Christie.<\/p>

“They’re loud, because they’re hungry!” replies Bud.\u00a0<\/p>

Christie and Bud step into the living room. Christie drops her coat, revealing the swimsuit costume from the Kalijak filming.\u00a0<\/p>

“Mmm,” says Bud.\u00a0<\/p>

“I feel stupid in this outfit,” says Christie.\u00a0<\/p>

“You may feel stupid,” replies Bud, “but you look sensational.”<\/p>

“Do I have to wear the dumb sash?” asks Christie.<\/p>

“Oblige me,” says Bud. “I’m gonna put this on video!”<\/p>

The two embrace. One of the macaws starts to squawk.\u00a0<\/p>

“Quiet, Moe!” yells Bud. He turns back toward Christie, but then the doorbell rings.<\/p>

“It’s 7:30 in the morning, for Christ’s sake!” says Bud. He walks toward the front door.\u00a0<\/p>

Christie checks herself in a mirror, and adjusts her bathing suit.\u00a0<\/p>

Bud opens the front door. The four SAVAK men are standing in the doorway.<\/p>

“Who the hell are you?” asks Bud.\u00a0<\/p>

The SAVAK who was driving steps forward, and points a gun at Bud.<\/p>

“Won’t you come in?” asks Bud, politely.\u00a0<\/p>

As the SAVAK men step inside, one of the birds squawks. The SAVAK driver shoots the bird.\u00a0<\/p>

Meanwhile, Ed and Diana enter Charlie’s apartment. It’s been ransacked.\u00a0<\/p>

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Hollywood producers are more polite when they have guns pointed at them. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1809,"menu_order":43,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/itn072.mp3","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"21:28","filesize":"30 MB","date_recorded":"21-05-2019","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":""},"tags":[],"series":[54],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/itn072.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ITN-cover.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/1760\/minute-072-wont-you-come-in.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/1760\/minute-072-wont-you-come-in.mp3","audio_player":"

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