{"id":1673,"date":"2019-04-25T00:00:54","date_gmt":"2019-04-25T01:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=1673"},"modified":"2019-04-23T15:18:20","modified_gmt":"2019-04-23T16:18:20","slug":"minute-054-is-my-husband-giving-you-any-trouble","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-054-is-my-husband-giving-you-any-trouble\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 054: Is My Husband Giving You Any Trouble?"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1673\" class=\"elementor elementor-1673\" data-elementor-settings=\"[]\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-section-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-c4df584 elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"c4df584\" data-element_type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-row\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-09038b3\" data-id=\"09038b3\" data-element_type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-75ef977 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"75ef977\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-text-editor elementor-clearfix\">\n\t\t\t\t<p>An LAPD officer asks Ed if they can help.<br \/><br \/>&#8220;I think you just did,&#8221; says Ed.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Are you a guest at the hotel?&#8221; asks the officer.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;No,&#8221; says Ed. &#8220;No, I&#8217;m waiting for someone to pick me up.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;And who would that be?&#8221; asks the officer.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Um&#8230;&#8221; says Ed, &#8220;my&#8230;wife?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;Are you aware, sir, that it&#8217;s almost three thirty in the morning?&#8221; asks the officer.<\/p><p>&#8220;Really?&#8221; says Ed, looking at his wristwatch. &#8220;No, is it that late?&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;May I see some identification?&#8221; asks the officer.<\/p><p>Ed nods, and starts patting his jacket pockets for an ID.\u00a0<br \/><br \/>Just then, a car honk beeps. It&#8217;s Diana, in The King Lives! Cadillac, pulling up next to the patrol car.\u00a0<\/p><p>Diana flashes her sunniest smile. &#8220;Is my husband giving you any trouble, Officers?&#8221;\u00a0<\/p><p>In the next scene, Ed and Diana are breezing down the street in the Cadillac.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Diana, this guy put a gun in my mouth!&#8221; says Ed.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Are you sure he was English?&#8221; asks Diana.\u00a0<\/p><p>&#8220;Now, you&#8217;ve\u00a0 never heard of this Frenchman?&#8221; asks Ed.\u00a0<\/p><p>Diana shakes her head. &#8220;I don&#8217;t know a Frenchman.&#8221;<br \/><br \/>&#8220;Uh-huh,&#8221; says Ed. &#8220;Where are the stones?&#8221;<br \/><br \/>&#8220;The stones are safe,&#8221; says Diana. &#8220;It&#8217;s alright.&#8221;<\/p><p>&#8220;The stones are safe,&#8221; repeats Ed. &#8220;What about us? 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