{"id":1551,"date":"2019-03-26T00:01:11","date_gmt":"2019-03-26T01:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&p=1551"},"modified":"2019-03-24T18:18:16","modified_gmt":"2019-03-24T19:18:16","slug":"minute-032-that-is-a-fifty-five-thousand-dollar-car","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-032-that-is-a-fifty-five-thousand-dollar-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 032: That is a Fifty Five Thousand Dollar Car"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Diana can’t believe her brother lent her car to Artie.\u00a0<\/p>

“That is a $55,000 car, Charlie!” says Diana.\u00a0<\/p>

“Jack gave it to you,” replies Charlie. “It didn’t cost you anything.”<\/p>

“Oh Charlie,” sighs Diana. Jack moves toward the front door.\u00a0<\/p>

“Hey,” says Ed, “You can’t just kick her out on the street!”<\/p>

“She’s always got you,” replies Charlie. Charlie looks at Diana. “We’re going out. Don’t be here when I get back.”<\/p>

As Charlie closes the door, Diana yells, “Elvis wouldn’t do what you’re doing – – and I knew him!”<\/p>

Charlie whips the door back open.\u00a0<\/p>

“You didn’t know him,” replies Charlie. “You\u00a0 f—-d him, maybe, but you didn’t know him!” Charlie throws a handful of candy at Diana’s face and leaves.\u00a0 Diana marches over to the door and slams it in Charlie’s face.\u00a0<\/p>

Don sticks his head back in the doorway and looks at Ed.\u00a0<\/p>

“Do you drive a little beige Toyota?” asks Don.\u00a0<\/p>

“Yes?” says Ed, uncertainly.<\/p>

“I thought so,” replies Don, closing the front door again.\u00a0<\/p>

Shortly later, the two vagrants are explaining what happened to Ed’s car as they’re all standing in the alley.\u00a0<\/p>

“The cops towed it away,” says the male vagrant. “Can’t be there.”

“The police towed it ?” asks Ed.\u00a0<\/p>

“You shouldn’t have parked there!” explains the female vagrant.\u00a0<\/p>

“Perfect,” says Ed, walking away from the vagrants.\u00a0 Diana follows him.\u00a0

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Charlie and Di, fighting about a car. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1549,"menu_order":83,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/itn032.mp3","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"23:47","filesize":"22 MB","date_recorded":"26-03-2019","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":""},"tags":[],"series":[44],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/itn032.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ITN-cover.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/1551\/minute-032-that-is-a-fifty-five-thousand-dollar-car.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/1551\/minute-032-that-is-a-fifty-five-thousand-dollar-car.mp3","audio_player":"

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