{"id":1458,"date":"2019-03-22T00:01:01","date_gmt":"2019-03-22T01:01:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/?post_type=podcast&p=1458"},"modified":"2019-03-24T17:59:44","modified_gmt":"2019-03-24T18:59:44","slug":"minute-030-looks-like-a-narc","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast\/minute-030-looks-like-a-narc\/","title":{"rendered":"Minute 030: Looks Like a Narc"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Ed is looking at Diana’s photo album. Diana is in the bedroom, calling someone on the phone while she’s getting dressed.\u00a0<\/p>

“Hello?” says a voice on the phone.<\/p>

“Christie!” says Diana.\u00a0<\/p>

“Di!” responds Christie, “Gah – where have you been? What’s happened?”

“Ah, listen, um – I’m kind of in the middle of a real bad situation here. “<\/p>

“Me too,” says Christie, “We’re gonna be out here all night.”<\/p>

“Can I come over?” asks Diana.\u00a0<\/p>

“Now?” says Christie. “Uh, let me talk to Bud.”<\/p>

“Chris?” says Diana, “Look, I need a friend, huh? It’s serious.”<\/p>

“Yeah, come on over,” says Christie, “I’ll leave a drive-on for you.”<\/p>

Ed is looking at a modeling headshot of Diana. Someone tries to unlock the door, but the chain that Diana set blocks the way in.\u00a0<\/p>

\u00a0“Open the f—ing door! Open up, you b—h!” says someone on the other side of the door.\u00a0<\/p>

“Friend of yours?” says Ed to Diana.\u00a0<\/p>

“Who’s in there?” says the voice behind the door. “Diana!”<\/p>

Diana unlocks the chain. The door whips open, revealing an Elvis impersonator, carrying a guitar case and wearing Elvis’s Hawaiian concert fringed jumpsuit. Another man steps into the apartment behind him.\u00a0<\/p>

Ed and the Elvis impersonator size each other up.<\/p>

“Who’s this?” says the Elvis impersonator. “Looks like a narc.”<\/p>

“He’s a friend,” says Diana.<\/p>

“She makes friends<\/em> so easily,” says the Elvis impersonator to the other man.\u00a0<\/p>

“What is your problem?” says Diana.<\/p>

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Ed meets Charlie<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1489,"menu_order":85,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"episode_type":"audio","audio_file":"http:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/itn030.mp3","cover_image":"","cover_image_id":"","duration":"19:22","filesize":"18 MB","date_recorded":"22-03-2019","explicit":"","block":"","itunes_episode_number":"","itunes_title":"","itunes_season_number":"","itunes_episode_type":"","filesize_raw":""},"tags":[],"series":[43],"episode_featured_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/itn030.jpg","episode_player_image":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ITN-cover.jpg","download_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-download\/1458\/minute-030-looks-like-a-narc.mp3","player_link":"https:\/\/www.nightminute.com\/cm\/podcast-player\/1458\/minute-030-looks-like-a-narc.mp3","audio_player":"

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